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Stupidity Seesaw

When you're at a concert and someone near you yells out something stupid. Then, another stranger yells out something even stupider. Not to be outdone, the original dumbass yells out another stupid thing and you find yourself in the middle of a stupidity seesaw.
Damn. I was really enjoying the concert until we got caught in this stupidity seesaw.
by Fuchia June 19, 2016
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Circus Seal Seesaw

The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.
John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
by K of NJ April 24, 2009
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Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw

When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."
by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019
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Hamilton Seesaw

the practice of sexual intercorse with two woman and won man in which the man wears a strap on over his glutanous maximus, and the women bend down, both facing away. The man then moves back in forth like a seesaw, penetrating both women.
Chris Hamilton loved to hamilton seesaw with those two twins on homecoming night.
by THEMAN1234567890 January 20, 2010
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Morrocan Seesaw

A even lower use of the "threesome". It's when someone takes a traffic cone, shoves it up a girl's vagina. Then, she stays stiff as a board. On the "ass" side of the girl, a guy gives her anal. Another man lies on the "head" side of the girl and lies down, his erect penis along the same line of the girl's mouth. When the man on the "ass" side of the girl reaches the ground he pushes up with his legs, causing the "head" side of the girl to go down on the other guy's dick, performing a blowjob. This goes on until all three (that's important) members of the sex act cum.
If you want to find the best example to convince your guy friend to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend, the Morrocan Seesaw might want to be included as a possibility.
by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006
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The Wisconsin Seesaw

When a male puts a strap-on on backwards and fucks two women at once
Dude I can't believe you let your bro hit The Wisconsin Seesaw on your mother AND sister
by OrphanObilterator March 27, 2022
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japanese seesaw

it is where a person inserts their index finger in either the vagina or anus; depending on the way they are laying. their little finger is then inserted into the opposite hole which has not been filled. the motion of a seesaw is then made, thus the name the japanese seesaw.
its in multiple porno movies by the production 'the complete works of hench', and creates an overpowering orgasm that makes the reciever want more, but an acking arm for the one giving.
the japanese seesaw made me cum over and over and over and over, i dont know how i lived without it.
by mafumif January 23, 2008
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