Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "
Chad and Dan get in the car.
Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "
Chad and Dan get in the car.
Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "
by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023
Useless shit that is supposed to "save" you from a car-accident.
You father also always forgets to use it.
If you don't use it, then you will help you're local Funeral Director.
You father also always forgets to use it.
If you don't use it, then you will help you're local Funeral Director.
Remember: No seatbelts!
by #%|*& October 09, 2019
Lesbians strapped up.
But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
by KittyTheBitty June 08, 2024
Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014
The “Dagestani Seatbelt” is a raw and raunchy position where one partner stands firm while the other wraps their arms around their waist, clinging on like a sweaty seatbelt. This setup allows for relentless, deep thrusts, making it a wild, primal experience dripping with intensity and grit.
We tried the “Dagestani Seatbelt”; he clung on like a sweaty seatbelt while I rode him hard.
Doing the “Dagestani Seatbelt” had her gripping me tight as I pounded away like a jackhammer.
Doing the “Dagestani Seatbelt” had her gripping me tight as I pounded away like a jackhammer.
by AngelMiami14 May 28, 2024
Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!
by silverback6969 December 10, 2024
When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... while his Grandma watched!
by silverback6969 November 15, 2024