A mechanical gift from Alu that blessed us with his voice, music skills, and fabulous style of fashion. The second thing you see after seeing a talking penis.
by StaleToaster May 24, 2017
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by lqkq May 26, 2022
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ScArAmOuChE sCaRaMoUcHe WiLl YoU dO tHe FaNdAnGo?2?!?”,2?
by Fucking Rotten Lemon September 8, 2021
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Get the scaramouche mug.Literally the hottest Fatui Harbinger. Signora? Who tf is that? Anywhere from 5'4 to 5'2 but could absolutely and utterly dominate your tight hole. The things this man could do to me is so disgusting, you will either become turned on right on the spot or throw up. He could degrade me, treat me like a dog, step on me, choke me out, overstimulate me, all the kinky shit.
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A: Hey, have you ever heard of Scaramouche?
B: Of course I fucking have. Won't lie, I want him to make my legs stop working for a week?
A: Who doesn't?
B: Of course I fucking have. Won't lie, I want him to make my legs stop working for a week?
A: Who doesn't?
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
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Person 1: “why do you talk about scaramouche making you obey him and do it eith him 24/7”
Person 2: “because i can”
Person 2: “because i can”
by that one bitch from dc April 30, 2023
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by scaramouche's wife August 21, 2023
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