Devil’s Lollipop

After a day of breaking the Ten Commandments and ending the day by sucking off an individuals penis while it’s covered in takis powder.

Margaret can’t get into heaven after she had the devil’s lollipop at Deny’s today.

by StaleToaster January 19, 2018

Badoop

The sound made from a USB device connecting or disconnecting from your computer.

My cat chewed through my wired mouse. Now it keeps making Badoop noises.

by StaleToaster January 21, 2025

Scaramouche

A mechanical gift from Alu that blessed us with his voice, music skills, and fabulous style of fashion. The second thing you see after seeing a talking penis.

jack had to face a powerful scaramouche.

by StaleToaster May 24, 2017