sasquatch

Large, hairy best often mistaken for a bear in the shower, whose pubic hairs clog the drain. Also goes by the name Sal.

The Salsquatch clogged the drain again.

by Imaginary girl Sal fondled October 3, 2003

Sasquatch

When you open up a toilet and the person who used it before you trimmed their pubic area and didn't flush the toilet.

Mary went into the bathroom and was surprised by the massive sasquatch that was left behind.

by yahhhBoiiii September 7, 2013

Sasquatch

A kid named Thad that is FUCKING HUGE! Usually found around northern California. Has been known to randomly say "Faggot" a lot. Rarely talks but makes strange noises such as "Rah rah rah" and "The Vogel." He has been known to randomly appear next to you and disappear a second later. His diet contains rabbits, babies, or anything else he comes in contact with.

Person 1. "I think i just saw Sasquatch!"

Person 2. "No that was just Thad."

by Big Foot1264 March 10, 2009

Sasquatch

The highest level of intoxication achievable. You are so incredibly drunk your speech begins to sound like the fictional character or Sasquatch and your movements are similar to how Sasquatch acts such as beating your chest, yelling with a speech impediment, and "hollering" in an uncontrollable fashion.

Damn your deff sasquatch drunk.

by Chauncy Fredrickson January 26, 2011

sasquatch

An ugly woman. Usually seen in a group of good looking women and stands out because of her ugliness. Notorious for cock-blocking and ruining fun activities.

Made famous by comedian DeRay Davis standup "Power Play"
"In every group of women there is always that ugly one who ruins everything.. the sasquatch"

by MackAL August 26, 2012

Sasquatch

Slang term used for d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). Also used to describe an experience on acid.

Dude, you think you can find sasquatch for me?

"Where's Dave?"
"Dude, he's playing with the sasquatch. Come back in like six to eight hours."

by Stephen S. December 28, 2005

sasquatch

a large, dark figure who enjoys eating and is bothered by the presence of aggresive ghost dogs.

"My roomate is sasquatch" -BOB

by Marc-squatch April 22, 2003