sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair

Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 26, 2011

human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.

Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway

The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.

Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up

by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 22, 2015

sandpaper

when you use sand paper for a lube. many have tried this aspect to no avail, but it shall be tried again this millenia. it leaves both parties sensitive and just. tired and tight,and blue. you can actually sandpaper your dong to create a grit like sensation before you become erect and ejaculatory.

jane- lets spice up our sex life
dan- yea its more like sex pergutory
jane- haha, u r funny, but i saw someone use a new type of lube
dan- oh yea?
jane- yea
dan- well lets do it, lets use sandpaper for some grit.
jane- i will like it
dan- yes you will
jane- thanks, i hope i dont get a dry
san- oh no no, you will just get an orgasm

by john really brown June 14, 2006

sandpaper effect

The resulting effect of walking after recently shaving your public region. The feeling and sounds is akin to sandpaper being rubbed against your genitals.

Joe: How's it going?

Andy: Bad. My crotch has got a real bad sandpaper effect going. I shaved my pubes last night.

by Bronxbombers98 February 13, 2014