Sampsonite

The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.

" Hey, sampsonite got 4 points in baseball yesterday"

by Bert alert November 22, 2020

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

samsoneyetis

A condition of having noticeable bags or puffiness underneath one's eyes due to lack of sleep, fatigue, etc.

I didn't sleep very well last night, and that's why I have samsoneyetis this morning.

by T-Squared1960 July 23, 2018

samsmiten

so cool and hot and amazing yes we love them

person 1: who's the best Twitter account

Hoe: samsmiten obviously they are so cool and hot

by begaydocrike January 24, 2021

Samsodien

Persons name

Is samsodien coming over?

by Okay farts123 November 22, 2021

Samsonator

a ugly islamophobe autistic british nigger

samsonator is islamophobic

by piggiewiggiedigge February 12, 2023