SALS

Suck At Life Syndrome. Typified by an apparent lack of judgement and tendency to do something stupid. Patient zero known to live in Minnetonka, MN.

That guys SALS is really acting up today, he can't figure out how to work the remote.

by MSPM May 25, 2010

Sal

The dynamic asshole. He talks behind others back, spreads rumors and is an overall jerk.

Did you hear what he did? He's such a Sal!

by yiddidily February 9, 2019

Sal

Abbreviation for "sucks at life". someone with very little prospects in life and a term used to describe someone who has been dealt a bad hand.

Also someone with a face who can make a lady vomit.

Here comes "sal" again. What a huge loser.

by salvatore vitale the fourth March 12, 2009

Sal

The act of finishing hastily, usually less than 30 seconds. Normal used to describe premature ejaculation.

Example one:
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, I finished in a sal.

Example two:
Hey I'll be back in a sal.

by The Dog Biter March 6, 2011

sal

to dive; lay out

misused as "sell out"

Narnian Root

to sal for a baseball, or to sal from a fast moving car

by Alaska490 June 29, 2009

sal

1.The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.

2. Small Asian Lesbian

1. I heared susan pulled a sal last night

2. Kim is such a sal

by The Giorgi March 16, 2009

Sal

coolest guy ever, best boyfriend ever, best person ever. everyone should be like him!

omg you’re dating Sal? you are so lucky…
Sal! I love you!

by ilovesal November 23, 2021