a name for a male who is very tan, sarcastic, and hates working with children. Generally Rustons they think they are better than everyone else because they have a "unique" (stupid)name.
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Person 1: Hey, you know Reston?
Person 2: Yes, it's becoming shit now.
Moron: The new buildings look nice! The Metro will bring so many opportunities.
Person 1: Shut up you filthy simpleton
Person 2: You know nothing about Reston
Moron: The development is good. I honor figures like Karl Marx, Fairfax County outta pay attention to that fine shit
Person 2: Yes, it's becoming shit now.
Moron: The new buildings look nice! The Metro will bring so many opportunities.
Person 1: Shut up you filthy simpleton
Person 2: You know nothing about Reston
Moron: The development is good. I honor figures like Karl Marx, Fairfax County outta pay attention to that fine shit
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