Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.
Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.
Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.
3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
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when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours
Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!
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Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.
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"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
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