Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner

poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower

by poop jobber October 17, 2011

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

by crazycat42 December 15, 2020

Rustic Chop

When a man puts his penis in a poppy butthole or a bloody vagina, removes it, and then proceeds to whack the other person with his blood-covered or poop-covered penis, usually on the butt cheeks or the clitoris.

He was really in the mood last night, and when I told him I was on my period he said “perfect, let me give you a rustic chop”

by Samples2138 November 15, 2023

rustic cuff

The ring of truffle butter left on your finger after sticking it in a chicks ass

I fingered this chicks ass and got a rustic cuff

by jg87 January 17, 2016

Rustical

Rustical is obviously another word for "cool" or " awesome"

That party had 4 lives bands but the DJ was rustical.

by Wordsmith3231312 March 24, 2013

Rustic Cheb

Another name for male genitalia, usually referring to the head of the penis.

You can suck my rustic cheb, bitch!

by Shauny Boi October 18, 2007