rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.

The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.

by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020

Red rumming

Red rumming is the action of inserting you pinky finger into the anus and moving it in the directions that tony from the shinning did whilst repeating "Red Rum, Red,rum"

"Hey zack I hear you did freaky stuff with lana. "

"Yea bro, it was crazzzyyyy she red rumed me so hard I cam out my nose"

Red rumming you put the linky in da stinky and u have some funn

by Hickelticklemepickle November 6, 2020

Rumors

Rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Sometimes it is hard to tell who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 89% of the time. People often ruin reputations by these vicious rumors and the reason why they spread them is often unknown. You really shouldn't listen to rumors because you often look stupid if the information you received was false or wrong.

Girl 1: so i heard aven gave quan head in the girls bathroom during 5th period.
Girl 2: aven gave quan head girl?
Boy 1: aven sucked up quan? says who?
Girl 1: braaaaandon!
Boy 2: aven sucked up brandon and quan? when?
Girl 3: aven fucked brandon!? hes dating ole girl.
Girl 1: she fucked brandon?
Boy 3: whos she?
Girl 1 Girl 2 Girl 3 Boy 1 Boy 2: AVEN!!!
Boy 3: she a ho.

Boy 3 to aven: so rumor is you fucked brandon and topped off quan.
aven: yeaaah? keyword there was RUMOR. you cant believe all rumors.

by sorrytosay September 4, 2010

rumorang

A rumorang indicates a rumor that returns and spreads, often more than once, despite having been dismissed before. Much like a boomerang, the rumorang comes back after it has been refuted and tossed away.

Even though Suzie constantly denied it by purchasing Iron Maiden albums, her secret love for supergroup ABBA was a rumorang that returned on a weekly basis.

by Ludwig Kietzmann September 17, 2008

Rummy Bears

Gummy Bears soaked in Rum; a nice treat to have at parties. These are easy to make, you simply get a plastic bottle (Nalgene) and fill with the gummy bears. Then fill with rum (non-spiced, Bacardi Limon works well) until all of the bears are covered. Let them chill for a few hours or overnight. The next day, drain off the rum that wasn't absorbed by the bears and enjoy.

Works well with other alcoholic foods such as Jello Shots

- "Yo did you like those rummy bears at the party last night?"
- "Yea man, good stuff. I had handfulls of 'em."

by BMWE34nication March 14, 2009

rumour nigga

He's always makin nonsense up and getting all up in everyone's shit.

"woh woh woh. he said that his dad scored in the 1986 world cup final? fuck that man, he's just a rumour nigga"

by at1981 November 5, 2009