Rule 99

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.

Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*

by infected2321 March 28, 2010

Rule 945

Taken from XKCD comic number 945. xkcd.com/945/

A unnecessary or pointless use of the word "sorry". The rule states:

Rule 945 can be invoked by anyone who hears the word "sorry" in a circumstance the person saying it has no responsibly in the situation. Punishments vary from person to person, but the general rule of thumb is to ignore the person until they a) hand you the latest XKCD comic, printed on A3 paper, b) give you a hug, c) have pity sex with you, d) bring you hot chocolate and comfort food whist you cry (in situations where comfort is needed)

"My cat died" "I'm sorry" "rule 945"
"My mom's house burned down" "Oh, I'm sorry" "I call rule 945 on that"

"damn, i burned the chips again" "Sorry" "Rule 945"

by popelady November 13, 2011

rule 9004

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

by perryEB January 27, 2011

Rule 9001

If it is OVER 9000 then it is AMAZING be default. (no exceptions)

p1: OMG ITS OVER 9000!!!1!!1
p2: OMG!!!!!1!1!(head explodes)
p1: yep thares Rule 9001 for ya...
(head explodes)

by zode p. tolsen October 18, 2008

Rule 90

Adding the prefix man to anything to make it more masculine makes it more feminine.

Ryan: When are we going to the party?
Jimmy: In a sec, just let me get my manbag abd manscara.
Ryan: Dude, Rule 90. You're gay.

by Reconn March 14, 2009

Rule 93

For every Virgin vs Chad meme, there always exists it's opposite where the chad becomes the virgin and vice versa.

According to Rule 93,since there is a "Virgin Jonathan vs Chad Jotaro" there will always be "Virgin Jotaro vs Chad Jonathan"

by Saitama 777 August 29, 2021

Rule 937

If someone trips and falls, you are obligated to laugh or wheeze before helping them.

Guy 1: *trips down stairs*
Guy 2: “Rule 937, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH”
Guy 1: “Seriously?”
Guy 2: “Seriously though, u ok?”

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023