rubberduck

A weakling, a squishy tart with a shrill voice and short memory-span. Now, where was I?

The rubberduck sucked a buck.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

rubberneck

To self-fellate.

Kevin and Stephen stood in admiration, but not total surprise, when they caught Colin rubbernecking.

by Dunky Oggins January 2, 2004

Rubbernecked

1.) When someone calls your name, you turn your head quickly to look, and no one is there to speak to you anymore.

2.) When someone drives by in a car and beeps a horn and when you turn you cannot figure out who it was.

Rubbernecker: "Hey, John."

John (turns head): "Yes?"

-(No one is in sight anymore)

Rubbernecker(to friends): "Nice, I just rubbernecked the shit out of that kid."

by Johnny C from Myspace April 2, 2010

rubbernecks

titties

Wow, man check out the rubberneckson that chickie!

by lou September 30, 2003

rubberneck

A total numbnuts!

Slang for a person who has just committed or ready to commit an act of stupidity.

This whole traffic jam is becuase that numbnutted cop decided to stop someone for not using his blinker during rushour. What a freakin rubberneck!

by Rubbernck December 24, 2003

rubberneck

To call somebodys name and then turn or cover your head and not saying anything. The person will yell what and then walk away clueless. its funny. U can also say something like excuse me, or u with the purse. Or be like yo asshole. There are endless possibilites. The person u are rubbernecking will be embarrassed and will have no idea what happened.

John and his friends: HEY Ashley (hides)

Ashley: what, what who called my name! what just happened.

John: (hides and says nothing)

Ashley: o whatever it must be me (walks away clueless)

John and friends: hahahahah she got rubbernecked

by rubberneckerwa April 3, 2010

Rubberducking

It is a term for ball tapping. It is also used to describe the act of slapping a woman's breast to inflict pain. When one does either one of these action they must scream out Rubber Duck or Rubber Ducked. The first person to ever ball tap someone under the new name was NK from Pennsylvania at about 4:30 p.m. The first time a breast was slapped under the name was about 10 min. later by a KP from the same state. (Caution: Check local and international law before performing Rubberducking as it may violate them. Rubberducking may cause cancer. Please Rubberduck responsibly and enjoy.)

Person 1: Come here I have a present.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: "slap" RUBBERDUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: PAIN
Person 3: That was some amazing Rubberducking!!!!!!!!!

by rubberduck madien April 26, 2011