The mental process one employs to catalog sights, sounds and smells within the confines of their brain's memory center so they can be recalled as needed to provide additional stimulus to heighten one masturbatory experience. This allows for more expedient retrieval of the images so they can be inserted at the appropriate time and place in the fantasy, as captured or embellished by the user, to optimize their expression of self love.
As Julie assisted Michael with the preparation for his medical tests, she filed the image of his glowing alabaster skin and thick, manly pelt in her masturbation roladex for later use when she was alone in bed with her favorite playtoy, a roll of Brawny paper towels and a 12 pack of Duracells.
by Gregg A. July 13, 2006
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Loving and caring.
And a trustworthy boyfriend.
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Don't never fuck with a Rolando.
Love him and treasure him forever.
Loving and caring.
And a trustworthy boyfriend.
The moment you see him your heart will bust open.
Every girl would love to have him and keep him FOREVER!
No words can explain how he is with you.
Don't never fuck with a Rolando.
Love him and treasure him forever.
Girl: Your going out with him?
Other girl: Yes,He's so sweet to me and loving and caring
Girl: He's definitely a Rolando
Other Girl:Yeah
Other girl: Yes,He's so sweet to me and loving and caring
Girl: He's definitely a Rolando
Other Girl:Yeah
by COSITA69 October 3, 2011
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SEE: rodflmfao, rofl, lmao, lmfao, and roflmao.
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by Cameron "Schblade" December 3, 2003
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Chris: Alright. Just Hold Up.
Lilly: Rollaz. Rollaz!
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by Able_02 May 10, 2009
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Guy1: Dude, I really need to fart in your new car!
Guy2: You better not man.
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Guy2: You better not man.
Guy1: It's cool, I just done a Rollap. LOLZ!!!
by Dutch Oven Baker June 15, 2010
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