The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.
After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.
by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010
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1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.
2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.
2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.
ex1. Damn, look at Norm jiggin' it up with that router.
ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.
ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?
ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.
ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?
by Big Herb November 19, 2003
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An eight-roper is a huge load of cum that is shot onto a girl. Each spurt of cumounts as one rope, and to shoot an eight-roper is the holy grail of cumots. Most cumhots are between 3 and 5 ropers, with each rope becoming exponentially more difficult to shoot.
An eight-roper is a huge load of cum that is shot onto a girl. Each spurt of cumounts as one rope, and to shoot an eight-roper is the holy grail of cumots. Most cumhots are between 3 and 5 ropers, with each rope becoming exponentially more difficult to shoot.
by AOD April 12, 2004
Get the eight-roper mug.Elma highschool's, Hardcore, Kick-Ass, Name-Taking Student Section. The mission of the Elma High School Rooter's Roost is to psychologically cripple the minds of any opposing force willing to stand toe to toe with Elma High School Athletics and help our athletes en route to victory. We Promote Random Gestures and espically grunting at odd and inappropriate times. No one is alone in the roost one member begins yelling random noise the rest shall follow suit. Also, we enjoy spelling random words instead of the usual E-A-G-L-E-S. As a personnal favorite i like "give me a T-O-A-S-T".
Strollin: Roost Will we ever stop?
Rooters Roost: No! We want sum moe, we want sum moe! OR
While other team is shooting a free throw....
Scott: BEES!!!!
Rooters Roost: (Begin to act as though being attacked by swarming bees)
Rooters Roost: No! We want sum moe, we want sum moe! OR
While other team is shooting a free throw....
Scott: BEES!!!!
Rooters Roost: (Begin to act as though being attacked by swarming bees)
by Hayden_Merkt#12 February 8, 2010
Get the Rooters Roost mug.A thread for the most elite Chicago group of friends. They set off on a journey to hit 5000 posts and successfully reached their goal at approximately 7:30 on 4-9-2008.
A deal was set for food to be given to the group upon the achievement of 5000 posts.
The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)
OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.
I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.
First order of business:
EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.
Second order of business:
I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.
Third order of business:
The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.
I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.
*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.
GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
The New Roster's dinner statement,
Everyone change their status to, _______ is over 5000. (If you don't get the reference, then I'm too nerdy...)
OKAY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DINNER ANNOUNCEMENT.
I'm so proud of everyone's contribution to this epic thread. Dinner will be a truly memorable event, but it of course needs to go through scheduling and planning beforehand.
First order of business:
EVERYONE WHO IS ON THE THREAD GETS THE OPPORTUNITY TO EAT. That is all.
Second order of business:
I need feedback on what ethnicity of food everyone would prefer. If you want a surprise, then just say so.
Third order of business:
The dress for the eventual dinner will be formal-casual. Dresses and suits are encouraged. Gloves. Monocles. Canes. Snazzy hats. Epic cigars. Go all out, you earned this.
I would truly appreciate assistance during the planning stages. I will drop a date soon, and I will let everyone know in advance so work/family/niggerfaggotry can be sorted out.
*EXTRA NOTE: Those who are in college, fear not. We will not have the dinner without you and will eagerly await your return.
GOOD JOB EVERYONE.
YOU TRULY OUT-DID YOURSELVES BY SITTING AROUND AND TYPING FOR 6+ MONTHS.
this group is also known for being the inventors of clink it up
by Zephid15 April 9, 2008
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