Small-rooming

When your boss takes you to a small room to give you a private ticking off or bollocking.

I came in twenty minutes late this morning and got small-roomed!

You had five pints in your lunch break? You're gonna get small-roomed!

The boss just small-roomed that new temp and she stormed out!

I wish the boss would small-room that lazy guy.

Called in sick and then went down the pub but got spotted. I'm expecting a small-rooming when I go back.

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 14, 2009

Question Romping

Spamming Facebook's question feature with stupid answers until the person eventually unfriends you.

Question: What is Question Romping?

Answers:
Life
Tacos
Santa
Sand Carpets
Necrophelia
Meth
Etc, Etc.

by D-Spams June 8, 2011

hippo roping

When you lasso a BBW around the neck during play-time and pull her over to your side of the room for some extra business. Usually the strong and abled participate in this activity.

Jason told me last night that he lasso'd this big girl he was having fun with and literally pulled her to his side of the room...yeah he's strong! What's that? Oh! He called it hippo roping.

by CaptainJSparrow March 10, 2020

Roping the mule.

Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.

Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.

by LRac0402 March 13, 2010

pig rooting

Getting the job done.

Dirk: There is so much snow outside, lets tackle the slopes!
Adrian: Ok!! Come on Dirk, lets root this pig!
Dirk: We're going pig rooting Adrian!

by Luke Wonkley November 12, 2017

Romping

To play or get dirty in the wilderness with a 4x4 vehicle.

Dude, I can't wait to take the Jeep out romping in the woods later!

by 386Girl April 4, 2013

Roto Rooting

Anal sex - the guy's dick is rooting around for shit in his partner's ass

Rumor has it that Tom Cruise likes to receive a roto rooting several times per week.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010