by Jako Kot April 29, 2008
Get the six roper mug.That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.
Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?
Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.
Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.
Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.
Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.
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An 8-roper is a huge load of cum that is shot onto a girl. Each spurt of cumounts as one rope, and to shoot an 8-roper is the holy grail of cumots. Most cumhots are between 3 and 5 ropers, with each rope becoming exponentially more difficult to shoot.
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