Al Roker

When you are getting a blow job and you are about to cum on his/her face, and then you interview him/her with your dick, asking "How's the weather down there?"

"Hi I'm Al Roker, reporting from the field. How's the weather down there?"

"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."

by Newscastrate March 10, 2009

Rokering

When you stay awake for so long that it feels like you're setting a world record, in reference to Al Roker's 2014 #Rokerthon.

"I put off so much homework last Sunday that I was rokering all night."

by ashplusham November 16, 2014

Boom Roker

(exclamatory phrase) a playful way of giving kudos to someone who has achieved or done something special.

First used by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show when signifying the fact that Al Roker of The Today Show was the only person to enunciate the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjjoell more correctly than his peers. The phrase has also recently become somewhat interchangeable with OH SNAP, particularly in cases of giving recognition to funny insults.

see also: OH SNAP

Craig: There is no way Bill is going to win this match against Steve, he's already lost his queen and is down two rooks and a bishop, not to mention the-

Bill: Checkmate.

John: BOOM ROKER!

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Gus: Hey my sister is dropping by tomorrow is that allright with you guys if she stays overnight?

Andy: That's weird she told me tonight. Oh wait.

Steve: BOOM ROKER!

by Xenny44 April 22, 2010

al-Roker

The black member of the al-Queda that is usually the prankster of the group.

Tortured Man writing in journal: "While the towelheads made threats to my life and family, the al-Roker sat there and made degrading and humorous comments about the size of my dick."

by Mepman April 18, 2012

Rokela

The perfect ship name for Shakela and Rohan

#Rokela was made in 811 and the amazing Sally was the spreader...

by The amazing Sally December 22, 2019

Roker

To accidentally shart oneself at an important even or gathering out of excitement or nervousness.

Al rokered himself in the East Wing of the White House upon meeting the President.

by captaincorduroy January 7, 2013

Roker

the coolest name you could ever have. anybody named Roker is loaded with hell loads of money. The people who are named roker tend to be the hottest people going.

e.g: woah! look at ...Roker they're looking fit as fuck today!

by ThatBitchWhoSpillsTheFacts September 14, 2019