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Jolly Rodger

Cumming in your lady-friend's open eyeball whilst delivering a solid kick to her shin. Resulting in her hopping around on one foot (peg-legged), whilst moaning "Arrgg", hopefully in a decent pirate imitation. (Parrot optional, Hook not recommended for novices.)
"After plundering the precious Booty of lowly wench Stephanie, I delivered the coup de grace with a perfectly executed Jolly Rodger." " I believe I owe that Hookerface a parrot."
by $L @PNuTZ August 17, 2015
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Aaron Rodgers

A Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. First to throw over 4000 yards in each of his first two seasons as starter. Doesn't make bad decisions and is the 2nd best running QB in the NFL behind, of course, Michael Vick. Aaron Rodgers was one who many thought would not be able to replace Brett Favre, but in fact has 17 Penises. It can be noted that these penises can turn into anything. ANYTHING. Lucky for your team, he doesn't turn them into dragons. DRAGONS I TELL YOU. DRAGONS!
Person A: Lets count the number of Penises in here. Let's see, 16 males and Lady Gaga. Hmmm....

Person B: Aaron Rodgers.

Pssh, Brett Favre is awesome. Wait, who replaced him? Mega-God Aaron Rodgers.
by Powerfhgj December 24, 2010
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Rodiehoes

Chicks that go out dressed as a country girls only when Rodeo time comes around. Short cut off blue jeans, Straw hat, flannel shirt, and boots.

Perpetrating cowgirls looking for dick!!
Ladies that when rodeo comes to town become down ass country girls.
Damn rodeo is right around the corner, get ready for those rodiehoes!!
by bigdog1234 August 16, 2014
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ridgie

A group of guys that probably stole your car, you cd’s, your girlfriend, and your moms dignity. Or anybody described as pure awesomeness.
That guy is a true ridgie!!
by Edub128 June 30, 2018
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Rodge Lodge

Formally known as Rogers Memorial Hospital, a place where people go to stay for CBT, Boost Plus, and tears. Start your day with being weighed and then a cold shower. Then come on down to the group room and become bored out of your mind. We’re eating six times a day but at least you’ll meet amazing Boost Buds, a.k.a. the greatest people you will ever meet. We’re here for a good time, not for a long time. So sit down (because standing is frowned upon), get anxious, and write down random tallies in your ban book and random numbers on your exposure records.
Oh no, we’re driving past the Rodge Lodge sign. Things aren’t looking so great if you’re driving into the parking lot at Rogers Memorial Hospital.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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Ridgie Jumping

Breaking into the guard carriage of an old Australian NSW suburban train and jumping off the back of the train into the train tunnels. The train is generally a C-set or a K-set.
John: Hey man, feel like doing some urbex
Sam: yeah ok sounds good
John: let's do a ridgie jump
Sam: Yeah man, ridgie jumping sounds good, I haven't been in the train tunnels for a while, let's do it!
by Urbex4life December 3, 2020
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hot rodge

A fuzzy turd that has sat in the sun for weeks.
by Pie waffle July 15, 2017
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