Rocky Mountain penguins

Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.

Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?

by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head

Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.

by He him chichi May 15, 2022

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 27, 2023

rocky mountain bullet

The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.

Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet

by AShrekle February 07, 2018

Rocky Mountain dip

The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina

I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip

by Partial man May 20, 2019

Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018

Rocky Mountain Hairline

A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.

"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"

by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016