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heavenly riches

Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019
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Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019
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Harry riches

A man who likes to put a lot of poo down the shower plug hole and blame it on someone else
Don’t mind the smell, Harry riches has been around
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Hams Riches

Hams Riches a man commonly known as Hams because of his beef with dirt and soil, he likes to lick his fingers and make funny or bitchy vegan faces which is his eyes popping out while crying in class he is now rich and likes to fuck around with his fingers 20x more
Hams Riches fucked around with his fingers at night
by yoyotgjktgk November 14, 2022
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dallas ritcher

dallas deangles ritcher worst electrician
dallas ritcher your jobs are cheeks kid
by profortnitegamer11 June 12, 2023
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Dashing for riches

When you dash for money so you can buy a sex toy.
"Johnny was dashing for riches, and broke into a store for sex toys."
by PlotagonRocks March 16, 2021
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