Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012

Doneion Rings

Its a beauty way of saying you're done.

"Fuck bud if they don't score here they're doneion rings"

by Bertsy97 October 9, 2014

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

ringsting

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.

Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.

by Ringsting February 26, 2008

Red Rings Of Death

Microsoft's way of saying, "Your 360 is offically fucked"

"Dude my 360 got the Red Rings of Death"
"Well your fucked"

by Rrod box July 1, 2008

Ringo Starr

A really really really really sexy guy who just happened to be the Beatle's drummer.

"Ringo Starr was not only the greatest drummer but the sexiest"

by Rita Shears October 9, 2008

ringo starr

1/4 of the Beatles because his contributions to the Beatles' music is just as significant as the other 3. He was not a songwriter, he was a drummer not chosen by an accident since he was the best drummer in Liverpool.

Man, listen how Ringo Starr bangs those tom-toms in "A Day in the Life". Can't imagine anyone else who plays like that.

by Lennon F. December 9, 2008