ride or die dick

The opposite of a ride or die chick. Only used by stupid chicks.
Cassie: I don't know if he's the one.

Natalie: it's okay we're just two ride or die chicks and we ain't found our ride or die dicks yet.
by Blondee23 October 13, 2016
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egyptian dick riding

where a female does an egyptian dance while riding on a dick
Yeah, that slut is
egyptian dick riding me right now; it's enertaining and it feels good!
by sklither December 12, 2017
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Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.

His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.
Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."

Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."

Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"

Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!
by Dredan July 31, 2009
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Dick Riding Girl Eva

A bot which you can find on Youtube advertising private sex
Look! It's Dick Riding Girl Eva! KILL THAT FUCKING HORNY BITCH
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Dick riding

Jerry is on John’s dick

Get off his dick jerry

Jerry is Dick Riding
by Fhfjshfjdieh October 4, 2022
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Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
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Dick riding

Dre being Dre
Dre was constantly dick riding Dan
by PierreThaGoat September 17, 2022
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