A reference to a series of Saturday Night Live (SNL) skits by comedian Chris Farley in which he plays an overweight, out of work, motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river. He is routinely hired by concerned parents to speak to their children about the dangers of gangs or drugs. In response, he overstays his welcome, trashes the house with his physical, slapstick humor and scares the kids by using his life as an example of what not to do.
"If you do drugs, you'll end up like me... living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
its much funnier when he says it, trust me.
its much funnier when he says it, trust me.
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The nastiest trashiest version of a skank. Usually dwells around rivers and gas stations. Can be easily spotted by their c-section scars and under nourished babies.
The river skank that works at taco bell smells like burnt chicken and afterbirth
Dude, check out that River Skank's white snake t-shirt
Dude, check out that River Skank's white snake t-shirt
by naw0806 August 29, 2009
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Both Male and Female can and do bleed rivers.
Both Male and Female can and do bleed rivers.
"Ah man I got home late last night and my mother was bleeding RIVERS on me"
- dude spills drink on another dude
person 1 "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
person 2"Stop bleeding rivers man it was an accident"
person 1"Your right brotha, its cahz"
- dude spills drink on another dude
person 1 "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
person 2"Stop bleeding rivers man it was an accident"
person 1"Your right brotha, its cahz"
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We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016
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