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R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome)

A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
"F-in aye Bob, its been 10 days and this R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) is just getting worse."
by VPOD September 14, 2011
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Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).
"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."
by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025
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the young and the restless

Four girls who watch Jeffy, eat chicken Alfredo, and are brown. If you don’t have the young and the restless, you don’t have a good life
“Did you see the young and the restless last night?
“Yeah they were having so much fun!”

“I wish I could be the young and the restless
by jeffyjr12345 December 23, 2017
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Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet about them
Mary Frances gives Blake restless feet syndrome
by Mfsdom June 29, 2025
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Restless Min Syndrome

Its a state of just thinking about Min Yoongi 24/7. Whenever its about him or about his music. You just cant stop thinking about him. You even start wearing the same clothes as him.
,,Oh man. I think ive got the restless Min Syndrome. I cant stop thinking about him."
by Toshos January 4, 2022
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restless russian

Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.
"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever
by ite det kåååååke February 23, 2017
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