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retroduce

v. - the act of introducing yourself to someone you've already met. It can occur under a variety of circumstances, but is usually undesirable. A few common situations are as follows.
1. You have met the person, but do not remember having met them, or do not remember their name. This version of retroducing usually leads to an awkward, detailed retelling of how you met, while you listen and feel like a jackass.
2. You have met the person, but you do no think that they remember you, so you introduce yourself again. You are forced to decide how to explain yourself, whether you would have them think that you are absentminded, rude, or that you consider yourself to be completely forgettable.
Hi, I'm Mark." "Oh, hi Mark, it's Lisa. Don't you remember me from Jonny's birthday party, we talked for a while about the pros and cons of HD versus 35mm formats." "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to retroduce myself.
by robotrib November 5, 2010
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Reproducidist

The fear of reproduction. As in having a child or in other cases with an animal.
He has reproducidist, don’t date him if you want kids. He is scared of more kids.
by Yahyeeter123456789 November 7, 2019
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reproductive slime

taste my reproductive slime
by blackpeople2 February 4, 2019
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Reproductive slavery

Delegating single sex of human race to second class citizen when they become pregnant, in that their choice of options gets legally limited.
Supreme Court judges removed legal protection against reproductive slavery to increase number of births of American babies to American women, or so they claim.
by with boobs July 20, 2022
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Reproductive dysphoria

A profound state of dissatisfaction or discomfort resulting from real or perceived reproductive capability (i.e. ability/inability to become pregnant or ability/inability to impregnate) not matching one's internal sense of identity. Can occur on its own, such as for childfree people, or be part of gender dysphoria and is made worse by bingoing or misgendering respectively.
"I've always known I never wanted to be a mother, but I hate that my body is capable of getting pregnant and wish it couldn't. I have reproductive dysphoria."
"I've always wanted to be a mother and carry a child, but I was born male and medical science hasn't caught up yet. I have reproductive dysphoria."
by gorpoglorp March 13, 2023
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Reproductive health

Hym "Yeah by my reproductive health and rights don't exist and how I'm treated and regarded is entirely contingent on whether or not women sleep with me AND if it were the other way around and how I treated women was contingent on whether or not women sleep with me; you would find it unacceptable. Eat a dick. You're a retard. Egalitarianism is mandatory."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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reproductive rights

something the church, old men, pervs and brainwashed women are triflin’ with.
reproductive rights in the bible
means a man can fuck three women and it’s alright and incest is alright and a whole bunch of other perverted things like rape but we won’t talk about that today— just make sure those women get pregnant because I am a man and I want to cheat on my wife and fuck as many young girls as I want and not wear a condom!
by natchoman February 21, 2024
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