To get railed on a picnic table.
by Gumpbear January 1, 2022
Get the Renéed mug.To Rened(verb): To be extra wasted/drunk (Hansoned) and suffer severe alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Often caused by the overwhelming hospitality from Rene, the bartender.
Rened (noun): The physical and emotional state of being extra wasted/drunk (Hansoned) and suffer severe alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Often caused by the overwhelming hospitality from Rene, the bartender.
The term should be reserved for the most epic of nights when you've completely blacked out.
Rened (noun): The physical and emotional state of being extra wasted/drunk (Hansoned) and suffer severe alcohol withdrawal symptoms. Often caused by the overwhelming hospitality from Rene, the bartender.
The term should be reserved for the most epic of nights when you've completely blacked out.
"How bad was it? This is your third ibuprofen in 2 hours!?"
"I was rened."
"Oh shit! Do you need a 400mg one?"
"I was rened."
"Oh shit! Do you need a 400mg one?"
by ooooofd February 28, 2022
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Get the Cristen Renaldo SUWY mug.A renel is a sweet guy with a huge penis, an attractive god with the heart to go with it. If you see a renel you need to make him yours before he gets taken by someone else. A renel never stays on the market for long.
by Billballzzz777 January 14, 2019
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by Barry Rankin January 4, 2007
Get the Renelvis mug.is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.
renaldas is a very sexy beast with a 10 inch dick. he can drink and drive at 5 years old. he can fuck anyone he wants even you. he never gets blue balls because he can last up to 10 hours minim. he is very funny and if he was a famous person he would get cancelled for saying nigga.
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