Reason

A justification to yourself for a bad decision.

I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

the redass

The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.

Phred got the redass when he could tell Frodo Jones had where he should'nt have been.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.

Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.

by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012

basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

Rema

Rema is a very pretty and unique girl. She's kind and caring and once you get to know her you become attached. She's sophisticated and funny. But she does have an anger and tends to lash out on herself.

Male: who's that quiet girl in the corner?
Female: Oh i think thats rema
Male 2: oh she's pretty

by Rese123 May 30, 2011

Remasculate

The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.

God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.

by The C-Man January 1, 2009

remasturd

Of a musical recording; having been through a process of digital remastering, only to produce a result that sounds considerably worse than the original.

A: Hey, have you heard the new remastered version of Money for Nothing?
B: RemasTURD, more like. It's totally lost all the punch of the original!

www DOT youtube DOT com/watch?v=7UjQc0dM4H4&fmt=18

by atatdotdot September 25, 2014