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Double Feltching

The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.
Mike and Derek enjoy double feltching before a long docking session.
by wizz nuts March 15, 2011
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Treltching

Treltching is the act of placing a flaccid penis in an individual's mouth, and leaving it in place until an erection is achieved.

The person receiving the Treltch will experience a 'filling up' sensation within the mouth, and will sometimes undergo gag reflex when the penis is fully erect.
"Am i busy this weekend? Yeah. Me and the Mrs are Treltching loads. "
by The Magic Tramp November 13, 2009
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Weltching

When you do not wipe all that well and the grease and duckbutter collects in your anus and causes a very nasty itch.
Man I was weltching pretty bad after leg day was through.
by QWERTY 123456 August 21, 2015
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Feltching

Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.
The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.

I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.
by Longee October 6, 2016
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hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.
by charlie March 18, 2005
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feltching

1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.

2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.

3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.

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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 21, 2004
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reaching for corn

when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible
Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.
by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016
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