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delicious boat

A person that you appreciate immensely. It is also the title you receive after you've done something awesome. Depending on the awesomeness of the action you might even be a delicious canoe or a delicious cruise ship or a hooker boat.

The opposite of a delicious boat is a malicious boat.
"I've made some cookies for you!"

"Aw, thank you! You're such a delicious boat."
by tearsoflemonade February 3, 2010
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delicious cake

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap
this is delicious cake. you must eat it
by ultra mega sexy dude November 22, 2007
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religious conservative

1. A total asshole.

2. A hypocritical dip shit who wants government out of everyone's life but at the same time wants to legislate marriage and what happens in the bedroom.

3. Someone who is so preoccupied with gay marriage that you would think they had a gay porno playing in their head.
by nsw August 29, 2012
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Religious Nut

Any person who has an irrational, deep-seated belief in God. Also known as a religious fanatic, they belittle the intelligent and reasonable person who tries to make them come to their senses:
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)

Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.

Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
Religious Nut: "You want to go away to college, you little heathen? They will take you away from God. You will live in sin. You will go to Hell!"

Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
by The Real Canadian April 1, 2017
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Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.
P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."
by raepmemoar February 23, 2017
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Delicious Point

see calorie

Very delicious hence the name. It is a unit of measurement for how tasty a type of food is. The more delicious points in a type of food the better. You can find the delicious point count in the calorie section.
Man 1: Yo man. After that trip I ate about 8,000 delicious points.

Man 2: Wow man! That must have been delicious!
by Crabcakes5 July 24, 2015
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Religious Freaks

When a person or persons with religious views commence in a verbal or physical tirade of abuse at an individual or group of people because of a difference in belief.
"This bunch of religious freaks came up to me and asked me if I believed in Jesus then went crazy when I said no"

"Ah you should see the crap these religious freaks come out with when you ask them to explain evolution"
by waffle247 December 14, 2009
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