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Dead soul release (DSR)

Term for when an electronic music producer / or musician in general releases a tune on their own digital label that no-one buys, listens too or gives a s*** about just so they can say they have a release. This can be accidental if this only happens with one release. If however they release scores of tunes in this way they are clearly either:

(i) Trying to counterfeit reputation ie. trying to mislead people of their true standing in the game to get bookings / further releases

(ii) Trying to be counterfeit status among their contemporaries

(iii) Tragically deluded.

See also Dead soul label (DSL)
Jim: "Wow DJ Killa Sniper is pretty big in the game. He has 15 releases".

Jack: "Nah, I looked them up. They're all DSR (dead soul releases).

Dead soul release (DSR)
by Dr. Colossus 02 October 27, 2010
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Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.
I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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monta relish

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta
1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"
by Dabito February 23, 2011
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Hand release

A hand release is a sexual technique usually done by a masseuse or masseur on a person by stimulating their erect penis to produce an orgasm and ejaculation. A hand release can also be done on a woman by stimulating her clitoris to produce an orgasm.

A hand release after a massage is called a “happy ending”. A release before a massage is called a “happy beginning”.

There are different types of hand releases. The most common is the “hand job” – stroking of the penis to produce orgasm. A “French” release is a blow job. A “Swedish” or “Russian” is a release done between a woman’s large breasts.

Hand releases on males are usually done after the massage – the therapist uses a lubricating solution to stimulate the erect sexual organ. Massage oil or cream is usually used, but other sexual water based lubricants, such as Astroglide or KY Jelly can be used.

Institutions that are involved with massage education and licensing are very much against hand release during a massage session because in many places it is illegal and can be termed as a form of prostitution. However, it is very hard to arrest a masseuse or masseur for giving a hand release; and although the act of hand release is considered illegal it is rarely if never found out by the legal or licensing authorities.

Licensed massage therapists usually don’t do hand releases because of legal or ethical reasons, but there are many professional who don’t see anything wrong with them and will gladly do them once they get to know you better or for an extra fee. Massage therapists have to be very careful when they offer a hand release out of fear of being caught and arrested by an undercover police officer. This is rare though.
"Do you want a hand release?", the buxom Russian massage therapist named Olga asked me.
by Melinda Goldberg October 10, 2004
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nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.
1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.
by verythinice June 21, 2009
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Gentleman’s Release

The release of loud flatulence while urinating.
The old guy at the urinal had no qualms with a gentleman’s release. It was loud and repugnant.

I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!
by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014
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