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Rego Park

One of the neighborhoods in the New York City borough of Queens, named after the REal GOod Construction Company. Contrary to what a previous definition states, this neighborhood is NOT filled with "snobby white girls" due to the fact that the neighborhood is pretty much filled with Asians or those of Hispanic origin, and very few white people, despite what Wikipedia says. The pin straight haired white girls dressing in skimpy shorts have spilled over into Rego Park from their homelands of Middle Village or Glendale, and are only in Rego Park in the first place because they think hanging out at the Queens Center Mall makes them cool.

Rego Park was founded in the 1920s and has since gone from a swamp to a neighborhood complete with two malls and a hell of a lot of traffic. Rego Park is home to the previously mentioned Queens Center Mall, and the more recent Rego Center, and people really love coming here to shop. We also have 63rd Drive, land of the bodegas and outdoor markets. We have two subway stations in very close proximity to each other, and the Long Island Railroad crosses through Rego Park.

Lived here my whole life, and while some parts are grossly overcrowded, specifically the area surrounding the Boulevard of Death (AKA Queens Boulevard), Woodhaven Boulevard, and 63rd Drive, it's a quiet place that nobody really pays attention to. And that's the way the majority of us like it.
You know the name of that neighborhood in Queens with a bunch of stores and train tracks?
You mean Rego Park? The neighborhood that is vastly different than Middle Village? Nice place to live, if you don't mind seeing raccoons randomly in the streets and enjoy being able to go anywhere you damn well feel like it thanks to the overwhelming amount of bus stops and train stations.
by jalenaembeonus July 4, 2011
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remotissipation

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The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.
Jim: What the hell! Dude, where's the remote? I'm gettin' sick of the constant remotissipation around here. My show starts right now and the TIVO took a dump last week.

Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.
by slothzilla June 6, 2009
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Remote ADD

Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.

Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.

The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011
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Remote Dock

When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.
"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."
by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016
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remotus operandi

The practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so
Brutus is using the TV remote to try to operate the DVR! It's clear a case of remotus operandi!
I spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!
by Creed Cur December 22, 2017
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Regola dei tre like

Quando una persona mette like a tre delle tue foto di seguito puoi mandarle il cazzo in chat senza subire conseguenze legali.
(È consigliato fare uno screen dei like.
Assicurarsi sempre dell'età del ricevente, è necessario che abbia raggiunto la maggiore età.)
"Che cazzo fai fra? Perché le hai mandato la foto del cazzo?"
"Ho usato la regola dei tre like".
"Allora tutto a posto bro".
by Vrashta December 25, 2019
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Regoat

Jonathan woke up after having curry last night and regoated the ceiling
by Saaage January 28, 2022
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