by StevenHarveysMustache July 11, 2020
Get the Keanu Reeves mug.The act of "careering." Once a great achievement is made it is usually followed by the yelling of "reered." May be stretched out for emphasis. Can be used as a verb or adjective.
"Last night was awesome, I don't remember shit."
- "Reered!"
"Great fuckin tits babe"
- " Yeah she's completly reering it right now"
- " She's a slut to."
- " That's reered for you."
- "Reered!"
"Great fuckin tits babe"
- " Yeah she's completly reering it right now"
- " She's a slut to."
- " That's reered for you."
by Pimpin21 August 19, 2010
Get the Reered mug.The name of a man famous man from Houston Texas. He’s well known for his drip and magnetic looks and personality.
Damn son, you got that Tico Reeves kind of drip lil homie.
You get hoes like ya names Tico Reeves or something.
You get hoes like ya names Tico Reeves or something.
by TKEEO903 December 24, 2020
Get the Tico Reeves mug.That guy who got a free copy of Cyber Punk 2077 turned it down, because he fell under The Keanu Reeves Effect.
by Coolant5164 June 13, 2019
Get the The Keanu Reeves Effect mug.Reeves is absolutely the most perfect girl you will ever met in your life. She’s so funny, smart, so damn beautiful and mostly importantly she will always be there for you. Reeves is so understanding of how other feel and is usually putting others before herself. Anyone would be lucky to have a Reeves in their life. She’s just the absolute best.
by Hryxsq February 16, 2019
Get the Reeves mug.When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.
Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.
by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011
Get the Shitstopher Reeves mug.The Reeves' Paradox is a term for when the following sequence of events results in operational disaster for Small and Medium-sized Enterprises (SMEs):
(1) The management of a business does not believe that it is susceptible to cyber attacks and/or that businesses is not overly reliant on technology.
(2) Following on from (1), the management of the business reject the warnings and assistance of industry experts.
(3) When the computer system of the business is attacked the management realise the false nature of their assumptions in (1) and (2).
(4) After the attack in (3) the business is crippled by lack of access to their computer systems.
Origin: the term derives its name by way of reference to two prominent actors; Keanu Reeves (star of The Matrix) and Christopher Reeve (Superman). The concept was first anecdotally referenced in a Cyber risk management conference in Australia, at which a presenter noted “SMEs that fall prey to the Reeves’ Paradox are by default always ‘inside’ the matrix but they think they aren’t. And then, when they finally realize they are, all is too late – the damage is done, and they end up paralyzed!”
(1) The management of a business does not believe that it is susceptible to cyber attacks and/or that businesses is not overly reliant on technology.
(2) Following on from (1), the management of the business reject the warnings and assistance of industry experts.
(3) When the computer system of the business is attacked the management realise the false nature of their assumptions in (1) and (2).
(4) After the attack in (3) the business is crippled by lack of access to their computer systems.
Origin: the term derives its name by way of reference to two prominent actors; Keanu Reeves (star of The Matrix) and Christopher Reeve (Superman). The concept was first anecdotally referenced in a Cyber risk management conference in Australia, at which a presenter noted “SMEs that fall prey to the Reeves’ Paradox are by default always ‘inside’ the matrix but they think they aren’t. And then, when they finally realize they are, all is too late – the damage is done, and they end up paralyzed!”
Use: "given your organisation may fall prey to the Reeves' Paradox I would suggest educating your staff about the perils of the online realm"
by Adam_Minson December 6, 2018
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