Red Light Stopsign

A traffic light that turns red and stays red when there is no one in sight coming from any direction. Treat as a stop sign and keep going.

-Pulls up to traffic light-
"Why the fuck is the light red? There's no one anywhere in sight.."
-Runs said traffic light-
"Damn Red Light Stopsign, now i'm going to be 6 seconds later then I would have been..."

by MamimiSamejima September 22, 2005

Red light suicide

To do one red light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently closed, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. If you are very desperate you can preform a green light suicide along with a red light suicide to improve the chances that the light will change. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes or before you get hit by a car and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection. Notice: this is illegal, dangerous and is sweeping the nation!!

Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do one red light suicides before that bus dragged me through three intersections. The antonym for red light suicide is a green light suicide.

by Denis Lachance January 14, 2009

Red Light

The moment just prior to having uncontrollable diarrhoea. A red light gives you approximately 10 seconds to make it to the bathroom before wherever you are becomes ground zero for a "pooclear" explosion.

I was on the train to work this morning when without warning I got a red light and some fucker was in the bathroom! I had no choice but to go in the sink!

by braceyajax April 23, 2010

red light green light

A game played between 2 people. One person puts their hand on the other person's leg and slides it up their leg, toward their genitals, until one of the players gets uncomfortable and stops the game. The object of the game is to see how close person 1 can get to person 2's genitals before someone gets uncomfortable.

Man: Dude, did you see those guys playing red light green light?
Dude: Oh hell yeah man, they went all the way up!

by StayingWoke258 September 8, 2017

Red-Lighting

The act of hallucinating without the use of psychoactive drugs, such as LSD or acid. This requires one ping pong ball, a radio with headphone jack, and a red lightbulb. To hallucinate, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape halves over eyes. Then turn the radio to a white noise (static) station and put on headphones. Finally, stare into red lightbulb and wait for about half an hour. Soon, you will start to hallucinate.

Greg: Where were you man? We we're gonna watch the game!

Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater.

Greg: That explains why you didn't text back.

by rugger26 May 16, 2011

red light district

A Red Light District is a section of town usually devoted to prostitution or other illegal/immoral behavior. Red Light Districts are usually found in larger cities, although some smaller towns might as well be Red Light Districts because the prostitution is so heavy anyway.

Hell no, I won't date her! If I was that desprate, I'd go to a red light district and pick up a dirty whore!

by Adam Korman January 19, 2004

Red-Light Romance

1. Eye-flirting with the driver of the car next to you at a red light, then never seeing the stranger again.

2. Similarly, a romance that lasts a short amount of time with few hard feelings when it ends abruptly.

3. One-night stand

Look, this guy next to you is trying to catch your eye. Give him his little red-light romance.

Brenda: Hey, where's your new beau?
Susan: New beau? Oh, Gods no. Just a little red-light romance.

by Kamrie June 15, 2009