Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."
by FreshyBB March 27, 2008

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

Action. To engage in the act of stealing a man's anal virginity without his prior consent. A good old fashioned ass-raping.
Ever since George woke up with a tube sock hanging out of his ass, he has suspected his roomate of rectal piracy.
by Dj Galley October 21, 2004

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"
Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"
by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

The act of getting anally penetrated by a jackhammer at abnormally high speeds until bleeding occurs.
by SC.MC.DT June 19, 2010

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.
Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.
by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

A competition of masculine will, where two men align their buttholes against one another, and the first one to shit wins the match.
Bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than Steve, so Bryan challenged Steve to a game of rectal jousting. Bryan shit first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy-assed Steve.
by AmazingAnus January 23, 2017
