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Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"
by John William Matson July 16, 2008
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Receipt Whore

One who (usually a parent) feels the need to raid your car and look at all your receipts so they know when and where you were since the last time you clean your car and also what you bought.
Mom (holding Sheetz receipt)-"Why were you at Sheetz at 2:30 in the morning buying cigarettes!?!"

Child-"OH MY GOD! Mom, your such a receipt whore!”
by jbrizzle123 January 28, 2011
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I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating
Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH
by Babyoppie April 3, 2019
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greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.
Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.
by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019
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Receipts

When you are in a text battle, feud or drama with someone. It is the biggest tea you can spill in an argument because of the evidence.
Regina: i did not sleep with Aaron you whore

Me: i got receipts bitch that you did!
by KittyKutter73 September 8, 2020
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Receipt

Whoever invented the way to spell this word is an idiopt.
The idiopt gave me a receipt.
by DuckLove2008 September 17, 2020
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receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry
Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah
by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017
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