shit got real

when crazy shit happens to you or when un-real shit happens

Guy1:Guy:Shit got real when I lost a dildo in my ass!

by zior November 20, 2011

shit got real

Meaning reality just hit you or something crazy happened.

yo..i owe taxes.
shit got real

by LalaBx March 20, 2009

real hot girl shit

Women that say this are usually about go out and be a hoe. Hot girls are women who dress with their jaws and tits hanging out. Usually are in public stealing other women’s boyfriends or husbands. (They normally go for the ones that have fat ass wallets; Hot girls don’t f*ck with broke men.) They twerk just about anywhere. Women that say this are usually about go out and be a hoe.

“Hey Cindy! Girl it’s about to be some real hot girl shit going down today bitchhh!”

“Ayeee period hoe! 🤪🥳”

by Only fans how bitch sick shit November 6, 2021

A real bag of shit

A synonym for "Shitbag"

You are a real bag of shit.

by Gerhart Putt January 4, 2024

shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008

Shit just got real

The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a laughing matter

"Yoo, shit just got real!"

by Jademax1990 April 6, 2015

This shit is about to get real

No more kidding, game on, someone is about to get their shit handed to them

Candee whispered into Dwayne's ear making him smile. Shaniqua, Dwayne's girlfriend, said "Oh hell no, this shit is about to get real!"

by JD the OG April 24, 2014