I-Ready

A shitty fucking disgraceful ass Site to the entire USA, Id rather watch the emoji movie 3 times than do fucking I-Ready

Teacher: Ok class it's time for I-ready, get your slow ass Chromebooks out
Me: Uhh why don't ya go ahead and go fuck yourself instead.
Teacher: oh ok, I guess ill just die then

by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 25, 2021

Don Ready

a raging hard one aka boner

i was with this girl last night an she was busted!! i couldnt get my Don Ready

by dizzydz July 7, 2010

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

i-ready

i-ready is a piece of shit website made by a dumb fuck that your teachers make you do . prepare to suffer and wanna fucking kill yourself with this bullshit . but when u get older , you will realize that really this shit is useless.

robert - yo , why do you look so beat up ? you good ? ava- nah , i did i-ready yesterday and trust me , i hate it

by dyingwhale.01 November 11, 2019

Bonesaw is Ready

Phrase from the 2002 movie "Spiderman", where Spiderman is about to fight Randy Savage (Bonesaw McGraw) but Randy says "Bonesaw is ready!" It

"BONESAW IS READY"

by Le Carlton September 25, 2017

I-Ready

A stupid test that causes students to hate their lives and causes them to develop anxiety, depression, anger, hate, etc. It is also repetitive and retarded thing that sucks for anyone who does this crap.

I-Ready is mainly used as a way to torture students and to make them hate everything!

by Anonymous 955534 January 8, 2022

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008