national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

Ratzinger

An insincere apology.

He said he was sorry for what happened, but I think he was giving me a ratzinger.

by dronkmunk September 22, 2006

Rattin Rat'

Someone or something that is annoying, frustrating or incredibly difficult to overcome.
The double use of 'Rat' is used to establish the utter annoyance with the subject of the conversation.

'That Tony's a right rattin' rat'
'That was a rattin' rat of a question'

by The Chicken Shed Possy June 5, 2005

Alphabet rating

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.

In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.

by Leco January 23, 2009

Rawlins Suprise

Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!

"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"

by rachellizzie July 18, 2009

Tour Ratings

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.

Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'

by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010

Raylin

Raylin is a beautiful, exoctic, crazy girl who loves to have fun most of the time. She is very fragile and does not take no easily. One will almost always get along with her.

Bailey: Raylin, you're so amazing I'm glad you're my friend!
Raylin: Aweee, I'm glad you're my friend, too, Bailey! *hugs*

Josh: I'm sorry but we're no longer working
Raylin: But Josh! Please! I can't lose you!

by Abbiegaile August 25, 2010