randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike

"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny

by Afromonk August 24, 2006

randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation

{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.

by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008

Randomner

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.

Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you

by Random-kid August 19, 2006

awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"

by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004

randomly

Related to 'random,' an adverb used by undergraduate English students to indicate that a verb happens for no particular reason or according to no particular pattern. The people engaged in the 'random' activity ('randomly running') may have no idea that they are running, _or_ they may not have considered the consequences of their act.

Your overworked graduate student TAs beg you to use a more INTERESTING AND EXPRESSIVE word than 'randomly.' Please. For the love of Pete, Dale, or Homer...

"The most recent concern about homosexuality seemed to arise during the turn of the century, around the time when couples were able to randomly get married in Las Vegas." (This is an actual sentence--I just read it in a first-year English paper.)

by Cranky E October 26, 2007

randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.

LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness

by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008

</randomness>

</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.

leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....

by teh roxx0rz boxx0rz pwnage one June 19, 2006