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Dirty Rahul

A Dirty Rahul is when a man does a backflip then proceeds to shit himself
I just did a Dirty Rahul Yesterday
by IndianGod April 15, 2020
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To threaten someone with grevious bodily harm after being exposed as a liar, cheat or fool; typically when faced with insurmountable and undeniable evidence.
have the cookies!"
<John sees Jane with her hand in his cookie jar>

John: "Hey! Those are my cookies! You're stealing!"

Jane: "I'll brake ur arm, nose or jaw!"

John: "Please, don't rahurm me! You can have the cookies!"
by Bloodknot November 9, 2008
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Rahul

One who withholds a unusually high amount of raw, carnal sex appeal. Especially through his belly. He has a thing for older women.

He thinks he is funny. Admires all shapes and kinds... of poop.

He is smart, overthinker, doubts himself a lot which makes him a better person sometimes.

He will be the corporate big banana one day and swim laps in cash and pussy.
Was that a joke? Stop pulling Rahul.

Shucks, Rahul is here.
by Mukki November 22, 2021
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Rahul

Rahul is a strong, smart, and funny person. Rahul is usually cool and awesome and also friendly. He is usually in charge of important things ad usually has high social status. He also a true player and always has a girl.
Hey bro, did you see Rahul with that girl . He definitely tapped that.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Rahul

Rahul is the definition of a gigachad and also a lovely angel. He will make u feel loved and always want to spend money on you because he’s silly but cares about u a lot. He’s a mushy smushy mushka tushka chchamaru angel puppycat and the best person ever <33
My son oi oi said he loves rahul loads
by Sdotskrilla94 January 22, 2022
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The Rahul Effect

When one feels a sudden urge take over their senses and lose control over how they type/ what they say. The “Rahul Effect”, also well known as “CRI (Chronic Rahulitis Illness)” ; or in simple terms, you could say it is a typo. However, not your ordinary typo. It’s not a choice, It’s a lifestyle. It originated from Rahul, 2004.

Once affected by the CRI, one may need extensive psychological and physical therapy to regain normality.

It is unknown if there is a cure, however for now experts have found a way to control it and that is in fact “auto-correct”.

P.S - Side effects may include having a scrumdillyumptious dumpy phat ass.
TW : CRI - The Rahul Effect.

Sarah : Hey, one day?
Asesha : Apple of my eye, ofc one day, just like he said..
Sarah: what?
Asesha : Omen
Sarah : Yeah tbh
Rahul : Ur mpm
Asesha : Master of public management?
Rahul : OH MY GOD SYFK A CODK
by emodilftbh October 6, 2021
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Rahul is going to be the winner. He is the only real and pure hearted contestant of this season. Audience only want to see Rahul Vaidya as the winner. Don't show biasness.
@ColorsTV #BB14 Winner Rahul Vaidya is going to be true soon.
by Hvash February 9, 2021
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