Rugby

Probably the manliest sport in the world, boasting amazing athletes such as Jonah Lomu and Piri Weepu. Though constantly made fun of by Football fans (American and actual Football), little do they know that as pre-game snacks, rugby players eat people like David Beckham.
Professional Rugby Players tend to average at about 100 kgs (of solid muscle)

Current Rugby World Champions: All Blacks

by Autumn Tsunami November 8, 2011

rugby

In England, rugby is a posh persons sport mainly, but in other countries (e.g Wales) it's a working class sport. The best teams are England, New Zealand, South Africa, Australia and France

Joe: You see the rugby last night?
Jim: Yeah, we shudda won by more.....

by Foad September 22, 2003

rugby

Great game in real life, suckass video game. Got it? Go. Go play rugby right now.

Only real women play rugby.

by Maggie Maggerson June 11, 2006

Rugby

the best time a person can have with 13 other people and a hooker

Person 1: You wanna play rugby
person 2: dude that sport sucks
person 1: but it has a hooker
Person 2: im in

by birbman20 August 24, 2023

Rugby

Anyone named Troy. An annoying and complete Beta male who looks like a thumb and makes no sense in whatever they say or do.

Troy: "I like trains"
Me: "RUGBY!!!!!!! (in a deep alpha voice)"

by barbariancoc December 10, 2019

rugby

rugby rocks, american football isnt that bad, and soccer is for pansies. end of story. go all blacks and fiji.

Rupeni Caucau is an amazing rugby player.

by rgea May 13, 2005

Rugby

An awesome sport requiring teamwork, fitness and willingness to get beat up by the other team. Points are scored by touching the ball down past the opponent's goal line, preferable under the H-shaped goal posts. This is called a try and is worth 5 points. Kicking the ball through the H-shaped goal posts above the crossbar is another point scorer. This, if done directly after scoring a try, is called a conversion and is worth 2 points. If your team gets to try and kick the ball because the other team got a penalty it is called a penalty kick and is worth 3 points. Rugby is demanding and lots of fun. Rugby is a fun game to watch, shout from the sidlines of, and abuse the referees of.

New Zealander: Rugby Rocks! And the All Blacks can beat every Rugby team there is!
Australian: Yea Rugby is neat. And umm well yes they can I guess.
New Zealander: :) Thanks for admiting it :)
Australian: Yea
English guy: The Lions beat the All Blacks!
Austrailian: Yea they did!!!!
New Zealander: Yup. They sure did. After the All Blacks beat them twice.
English guy: Umm yea forgot about that for a sec.

And so, you see, The All Blacks rule the rugby world!

by The All Blacks Rule!!! April 2, 2007