Rugby High School is a secondary school in Bilton, which is shit and is made out of cardboard. If you hit a wall hard enough the whole thing will come crashing down on the shitty sports hall which was a waste of its money. It runs off of the parents money which is prompted by the daily emails begging for money in return for prostitution. It’s full of yr7s who’s skirts can’t get any longer and hair can’t get any scruffier, yr8s who are sluttier than 2012 Lindsey Lohan, yr9s who still look like yr7s because they don’t have the ability to grow, yr10s who look like they don’t give a jack shit but inside they are pissing themselves, yr11s who warm everyone with their rbfs and yr12&13 who are crack heads
by ___rhsslag101___ September 18, 2018
A high school that's supposed to be incredible but ignores any struggling students and is home to some of the most basic bitches the world has ever seen. No-one trusts the pastoral team cause they're a joke and treat someone saying "kill me to let me out of this lesson" as a legit suicide threat. Meanwhile, kids will start crying in lesson and be completely ignored. They'll also hire legit nonces as cover teachers and then make all students who were reporting him leave pastoral if there are too many.
Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.
Don't go if you're trans, I've watched the teachers regularly misgendering and deadnaming students even after about a year to come to grips with the idea of them being trans.
Don't expect to feel welcomed unless you parents are making Hella cash or you are going to get into Oxbridge.
Student 1: I swear to god if I hear another bitch talking about her holiday to the tropics!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!
Student 2: OMG did I tell you about how I went to this beautiful little island over summer? I got well tanned...
Student 1: Please give me the sweet release of death
Rugby High School Pastoral: ALERT WE HAVE A DEPRESSED STUDENT!!1¡
Student 1: But I was jok-
Rugby High School Pastoral: WE MUST ALERT ALL PARENTS AND TEACHERS INVOLVED WITH THE STUDENT IMMEDIATELY!!!1¡!!
by FormerGiftedKid January 25, 2021
CV postcodes most famous elitist crackhouse.
Everyone either hates it because theyre mates are as shallow as a fucking puddle or youve been isolated because Daddy doesnt make 40k a year.
The school spent millions on a sportshall even though nobody actually turns up to PE & cant afford to make a decent DT class bc they'd rather teach us how to sew.
They live for their weekly preach fest where they play a millenial feminist video and then completely ignore anything useful in it.
The running joke of the fire alarm going off was only funny until the HM said it wasnt anymore and made the Y7s cry
Only seen as good bc they make u drop a gcse if ur shit at it.
If u go here you'll either end up a wino/stoner/baghead because youre depressed/alienated/bored.
But OFSTED says 10/10 👍👍
Everyone either hates it because theyre mates are as shallow as a fucking puddle or youve been isolated because Daddy doesnt make 40k a year.
The school spent millions on a sportshall even though nobody actually turns up to PE & cant afford to make a decent DT class bc they'd rather teach us how to sew.
They live for their weekly preach fest where they play a millenial feminist video and then completely ignore anything useful in it.
The running joke of the fire alarm going off was only funny until the HM said it wasnt anymore and made the Y7s cry
Only seen as good bc they make u drop a gcse if ur shit at it.
If u go here you'll either end up a wino/stoner/baghead because youre depressed/alienated/bored.
But OFSTED says 10/10 👍👍
Rugby High School is the most depressing place i've been in a while, it's almost like its reputation is a huge lie.
How can you have an ambition that isnt studying sciences at Oxbridge, this is Rugby High School!
'Wow, I feel completely alienated.'
'Don't worry, youre just going to Rugby High School'
How can you have an ambition that isnt studying sciences at Oxbridge, this is Rugby High School!
'Wow, I feel completely alienated.'
'Don't worry, youre just going to Rugby High School'
by Theschoolanthem August 25, 2020
Rugby high is one of the shittest schools in the area the walls are crumbling to pieces and the music teacher is a ginger bearded nonce who’s thirsted on by the year 7s. Half the school’s budget is used on laptops for all the new teachers and half the toilets are filled with overflowing bins for period shit.
“Hey did you hear about the all girls school in rugby”
“Oh yeah Rugby High School, the shitty one filled with thirsty year sevens”
“Oh yeah Rugby High School, the shitty one filled with thirsty year sevens”
by Penisballs625362 December 6, 2021
everyone who doesn't go thinks rugby high school is the poshest crap ever, when in reality it is the grottiest and most poor shit show you will ever be confined to for 5 years. if you choose to stay at the sixth form after this experience, there is no hope for you and your miserable little life. the teachers are too busy looking at your underwear when you go up the stairs to actually teach you anything valuable, and too busy barking at year 11s in the break queue to catch the absolute nittys who do crack in the disabled toilets. you are forced to play rugby in wet winter weather without a jacket while the pe tesacher pisses herself in her 20 coats, and if you stay in school for too long you'll start to smell the rotting bodies of every teacher m grad has to kill to become headteacher. every single student in upper school is severely depressed, but will still get told to do some colouring with pastoral when they express they want to kill themselves. also home to lower school who strictly shop at new look and sixth formers who think they're sick but all come to school with the same puffer coat and tote bag.
'rugby high school is a joke'
by anonymosussu January 5, 2022