Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008

roffledoffleganger

1.
a. A person who steals someone's jokes or punchlines to use as there own.

he is such a roffledoffleganger.

by teddy graham September 7, 2005

roofer

a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.

That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out. She is crazy as a roofer!

by iamlapossy November 5, 2011

rofflehouse

From ROFL. A bastardization of Waffle House. Similar to Lollerskates. Denotes excessive hilarity. Used in World Of Warcraft sometimes.

OMFG. He DI'ed Razorgore FTW? I bet he eats at ROFFLEHOUSE.

by Camembert November 11, 2005

ROTFLeticdsatbiwbnittarotflatst

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Even Though I Couldn't Do Such A Thing Because It Would Be Nearly Impossible To Type And Roll On The Floor Laughing At The Same Time.

Ha Ha I just rotfleticdsatbiwbnittarotflatst because of that joke.

by Name Moderated October 25, 2010

roffles my waffles

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"

Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles

by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

roofie

n. Generic slang term used to describe any date-rape drug (GHB, Rohypnol or Ketamine for example).

He slipped a roofie in her drink and she passed out.

by sensible_summer August 5, 2005