Road Blunt

When you smoke a blunt while driving around.

Danny Para called me at midnight wanting to know if i wanted to smoke a road blunt.

by Doyouevnlift31 November 9, 2012

Road Roaches

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.

Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.

by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020

Road Caged

When you're trapped in the car with an annoying girl playing only her music and bitching about girl shit you don't care about.

Ben: Cindy was being wicked cunty on the way to the party.
James: Really? Why didn't you bail man?
Ben: I was road caged broh.
James: What a bitch!

by m00s3knuckl3 June 6, 2014

road tit

sucking on a woman's breast as a means of compensation for a ride, as in road head

Adam: Ali said she'd give me a ride to NYU as long as I give her road tit
Bougie: Oh Word?

by popMoneyBills April 19, 2007

road apples

Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022

Road Nazi

State Police. The uniforms look like WWII Nazi uniforms. Most of the State Police have shaved heads as well. They give no mercy when you are pulled over.

I was driving five miles over the speed limit and passed a road nazi who instantly turned on his lights and chased me down like a Jew.

by Freed Warrior November 28, 2009

road rug

The female equivalent of road head. A female drives a car while simultaneously being eaten out by her male or female friend.

Did you hear Angela crashed her car while Mary was eating her out the other day?

damn, that must have been some good road rug...

by swamp taco November 7, 2011