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When you're trapped in the car with an annoying girl playing only her music and bitching about girl shit you don't care about.
Ben: Cindy was being wicked cunty on the way to the party.
James: Really? Why didn't you bail man?
Ben: I was road caged broh.
James: What a bitch!
by m00s3knuckl3 June 06, 2014

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When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.
Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?

Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh

Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014

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