Kurt Ritter

1. Rhyming slang for 'the Shitter' i.e. the toilet. Used by employees of the Radisson SAS Hotel chain. It is a reference to Swiss national Kurt Ritter, the companys CEO since 1989.
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2. Rhyming slang for the anus. Also used by employees of the Radisson SAS chain for the reasons listed above.

1. I need to void my bowels. I'm gonna stop by the Kurt Ritter.

2. I've got a sore arse. My Kurt Ritter is killing me.

by dantechild October 15, 2006

Tyler Ritter

Someone who is so stupid beyond belief that you actually can't begin to fathom it. They have smoked and drunk themselves retarded, and have not gone to school since the 3rd grade. A Tyler will spend all hours of the day playing dumb violent video games, and only stop and think about the contents of their bellybutton or how big that girls tits are. Anyone that spells the word "really" wrong or thinks Geography is the study of blowing up Arabs, they are probably a Tyler.

"Ey gurl yew so buittefull yu make my hart beet blud." "Dude you're such a Tyler Ritter."

"Ah man, how do you spell 'cat'?" "T-Y-L-E-R R-I-T-T-E-R"

"What comes number comes after 3? Is it AK-47?" "Get your brain checked, you may be a Tyler Ritter."

by thelaughingbuddha June 3, 2013

John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

John Ritter

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

Casey Ritter

The hottest girl alivvee. She melts my heart and is so hott and delicious. You wannna be likke her trussst me. shess a cuttiee withh a bootiiie. Hit her uppp

Casey Ritter is a sexy moma.

by youur mom whoo is sex-c September 24, 2011

griffin ritter

A very wise man, possibly Asian.

"Griffin Ritter contributed very little to our Radio/TV project. I have no other choice but to mark him down as "Was Present""

by Riffin Gritter June 9, 2018

rutter tough

To persevere or not care much about the circumstances of a situation or event. Often used for slang for I am tough enough.

Did you hear it is suppose to pour down rain at the game tonight?

I did, but I am Rutter tough and going.

by Ohioboyexplains April 3, 2017