rectally sourced

A workplace-friendly substitute for the phrase "pulled out of my ass."

Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."

by FreshyBB March 27, 2008

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

rectal piracy

Action. To engage in the act of stealing a man's anal virginity without his prior consent. A good old fashioned ass-raping.

Ever since George woke up with a tube sock hanging out of his ass, he has suspected his roomate of rectal piracy.

by Dj Galley October 21, 2004

Rectal Ramming

The act of getting anally penetrated by a jackhammer at abnormally high speeds until bleeding occurs.

Sue was rectal ramming until her anus spewed up gallons of blood.

by SC.MC.DT June 19, 2010

Rectal Myopia

The most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. One's inability to see one's ass coming in today.

Mr. Taylor, It's Chip. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it into the office today. I have rectal myopia.

by Chipwich74 December 9, 2012

Rectal Spasm

When ecto gunk explodes from the rear.

"Dayum, I was just chillin, mindin mah own business, when all of a sudden I had a rectal spasm! That shiz is messy!"

by Squaddeh June 21, 2012

Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010