randomnesia

The ability to recall and retain seemingly unrelated or arbitrary information in a seemingly haphazard manner, without conscious effort or intentional encoding. It involves remembering obscure facts, trivial details, or random tidbits without any apparent logical or contextual association.

Lucas's randomnesia always surprises us: last week, he started rambling about something mundane that happened to me years ago.

by Cazeip July 10, 2023

pounding randoms

a guy fucking the shit out of random hoes

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.

by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018

true randomness

A sequence of effects that has no causes especially finite numbers and quantum mechanics.

Digital computing are unable to compute pure randomness, thus, making quantum computing exclusive to true randomness

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022

Randometer

A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.

Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.

by Badger Dobson January 31, 2009

Professional Randomist

A Professional Randomist is someone with a wide and random assortment of skills. So random and wide that it is hard to describe their special talents and skills or a particular thing that they are good at.

Samantha knows how to do so many thing that it's hard to describe what kind of skills she has. She must be a Professional Randomist.

by ChibiAngel86 April 21, 2009

randomated

if something is very, very random.

Codey: pink cows floating on fluffy blue clouds
Charlie: thats randomated

by penguin47 November 10, 2006

Randomitis

A fictional disease that can be used as a reason for doing something inexplicably stupid,and well,random.

Adam:Dude!Why did you smear that sour cream all over the couch?
Rex:Oh,just got me a case of the randomitis

by Caoimhe8168 July 9, 2009